Things That Make You Go HAHA
Temperament: Silly
Record: Quita talking


I pay $33,000 a year and I expect things...

1. That I will not be woken up at 7am by the lawn service
2. That I will not see the cleaning staff napping and lounging
3. The internet will WORK
4. The FFC should serve a different menu at dinner than they had at lunch
5. My car won't be broken into while it's parked in the MERPO lot, stolen, or harmed in any way while on campus
6. To not be yelled at by the FFC staff if I'm not "perky" enough, or if I don't say good morning when I've had a sucky morning
7. I will have a parking spot ON CAMPUS
8. I will have access to every building reguardless of where I live
9. The trash will not build up next to the dumpster for days
10. I won't be forced to cover my face at the smell produced by the FFC when I walk through Porter Patch
11. Tech Support should be able to fix my computer
12. I won't have to dodge sprinklers to get to my apartment
13. That money will not be wasted on plasma screens that nobody watches
14. I will not be woken up at 3am to a broken fire alarm, and then have to listen to it go off repeatedly
15. I will not be stranded downtown waiting on the trolley for 45 minutes
16. I will recieve more than $2 for a book I paid $120 for at the bookstore
17. I should not have to walk to Hell and back just to get a package
18. My clothes will not get locked in the washing machine
19. I should be able to walk down the sideWALK and not get hit by motorized cars of any sort
20. I should not see stray cats running about like I live in a cardboard box on the street, cause I DON'T
21. My dining dollars should roll over to the next semester, or I should recieve a refund
22. I should recieve a "free" t-shirt at all major events; the cost is built in to my tuition, and I want my damn t-shirts
23. I will not be defend by the door alarm just because I was nice enough to hold it open for others
24. I won't have to worry about Res-Life walking in on me naked after I get out of the shower, just to search for candles
25. I won't get run down by some MERPO on a golf cart to yell at me for only yielding at a stop sign where you can only turn left, you don't need to stop
26. I won't be forced to take a ridiculous literature class that has nothing to do with my major and forces me to go camping
27. Mercer Movers will help everyone move in, not just the spoiled freshman
28. I won't be lied to and spoiled my freshman year only to find out the next year how much this school actually sucks
29. I should not have to sell my kidney to afford a sweatshirt (or anything else) at the bookstore
30. I should not have to wait in a two hour line just to sell my books back for chicken scratch
31. I should not have to wait, for what seems an eternity, at the stupid turnstiles just to get into the UC
32. There will be to-go boxes for my use at all times in the FFC
33. A doctor will be oncall at all times at Mercer Health, and they will know what they are talking about
34. The staff of the FFC will be as courteous to me as I am to them, after all their paycheck does come from my tuition
35. I will not be able to hear every little noise the people below or above my room make
36. I should be able to eat in the FFC and take a to-go box out, IT'S A BUFFET
37. The water will not go freezing cold in the middle of my shower
39. The fuse will not die simply because my roomate and I are both drying our hair
40. There will be internet access on every floor in the library
41. The janitors will know their place and not reprimand me for stupid things
42. Laundry will be free
43. The elevator in Mercer Hall will work
44. Every department will have tech help on staff
45. There will not be unneccessary paintings and/or plasma screen TV's purchased for the U.C.
46. There will not be new buildings built when the ones we have are sufficient or there are other buildings that need repair more than the ones being replaced
47. I will not be woken up at 2 am by the garbage truck
48. There will not be a $2,000 tuition increase when things are not satisfactory at $33,000 a year!